Friday, May 27, 2016

Manchester United: Tinpot Europa League Club?: Jose Mourinho First Interview As Manager

Manchester, Piccadilly: Close to the location of the infamous December 24, 2000 brawl where Pope Chuckles and I were attacked by a mob....




Serious video from Manutd.com

Satire video from Talksport.com



Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Canadian Myth In Images

USApolitics.thoughts.com
Photo I took while @ Save On Foods today. I will state categorically that most Canadians are not Rush fans.

Glossynews.com
Tumblr: How did this get here? That is two articles in a row with a misplaced image. But, I viewed it today. There is no political statement from this site, whatsoever; I just find it satirically funny.
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The Weather Network: Some dreamer thinks Atlantic Canada will land an National Hockey League team with a beer like-logo. Atlantic Canada will not have a team in my lifetime. Try getting a Canadian Football League team and supporting that first. Quebec City with a new arena and no CFL franchise is the next Canadian market getting into the NHL.
As I discussed on the Russell Norman Murray Facebook page, this is my stocky, Canadian, Mennonite friend, Mr. Hipp, crazy waving and begging me to attend his birthday barbecue. Canadian myth? Do all stocky, Canadian men look like brothers? Well, first, Mr. Hipp is a stocky Canadian Mennonite and his kind girlfriend that I had never met before from the Philippines, insisted I was Mr. Matt when she met me. Mr. Matt is also a stocky Canadian, but Presbyterian and attends Grace Church.  But when Mr. Matt showed up, Mr. Hipp explained to his girlfriend that I was the 'theology' guy. Mr. Hipp and his girlfriend then began a theological discussion with me, with his girlfriend telling him to be quiet as he was a Mennonite and I have a PhD.  Another friend from the Presbyterian church, Grace Church,  this one German, showed up at the barbecue and asked me if I spend much time with Russ? Therefore, he confused me with Pope Chucklins, another stocky Canadian, Mennonite. Both Chuckles and Hipp have turned their (likely) hairy Canadian backs on the Mennonite church and instead attend a Presbyterian church and learn all that Reformed doctrine at Grace Church. So, if there is a Canadian myth here that all Canadian stocky men look like brothers, please let me state for the record that I, at least, have a lot of muscle in my stock! No comment on my supposed brothers....

Friday, May 20, 2016

Maps: Aus Den Vereinigten Staaten Von Amerika

Deviant art: Thank you to Pope John Paul George Richard Chuckles I, for posting this on his Facebook page. So, satirically for Americans, what is the freedom from? Canada is one option. 

CBC.ca: Woops, how did this get placed here?
Boredpanda.com: I am a dark green/royal blue man all the way. Nice to see the massive historical progress of soccer and hockey in the Excited States of Americana...Well, from what I read online, Quebec City will be back in the National Hockey League soon and we in Canada will have our historical high of eight teams back. Of course Las Vegas has to join the NHL as well because America comes first, according to the particularly divinely revealed constitution?
Boredpanda.com: Is this theoretical historic map of Pangaea worse than hardcore pornography for an American, Christian fundamentalist? Plus, it will read and sound like 'pan gay ah' as in 'Peter Pan gay ah', making the situation even theologically worse. \

Further, concepts of transferring or transforming continents, both have the term 'trans' within making this map even more problematic for this group. Being a moderate conservative, biblical Christian, I admit I do not transfer over to  many societal agendas, but then again, I am here as a Christian witness and not to represent some kind of transit police.
Boredpanda.com: So, then Greenland it is,  I guess? As far as a move?
Boredpanda.com: On the bright side, bright red can look quite beautiful on a new or classic Ferrari, Corvette or other sports car. Actually, so can bright yellow...
Boredpanda.com: I am pro-American and most of my family lives there. Satirical that map, may be, it is still apocalyptically bad news philosophically and intellectually in regard to culture.

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Responses To Proverbs 2: 16/Ja, ich bin responzombie!!!


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Jeff Jenkins Humorous images. The watermarks are unfortunate.

I have gotten a few "Hello, how are you doing" messages on Facebook chat, always from (supposedly) women I don't know. I just got one the other day, but I don't think I will respond. They often ask for money, but I have also had at least one post porn on my page, and there is also the possibility of hackers or even a virus.

At least a friend would usually move onto more meaningful conversation.

Excellent point, and very true.

...no matter how supposedly attractive a younger woman is based on a photo or photos.

And I am always suspicious that it is not even their own photo; in fact, it may not actually be a woman at all.

(supposedly a she)

Exactly.

'I find your Google+ page, interesting.'

Things like that make me suspicious of a bot.

'Ok

So you at work now'


Sounds like English is not their first language.

...perhaps from another continent.

Yes, very likely.

instead is interested in following the gold digger script.

A good way to put it.

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Jeff Jenkins HTML doesn't work on Facebook....sigh...
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Russell Norman Murray What are you attempting?
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Jeff Jenkins I was referring to my first comment above, trying to do Italics.
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Russell Norman Murray Right, well FB is more restricted. For example, if I attempted to change the template, which I could learn, as I did with Blogger, I bet I could have my site pulled.
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Jeff Jenkins I didn't think it would, but I didn't remember for sure.
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Jeff Jenkins Actually, I wrote it originally in Notepad to post on your blog, but since I can no longer do that, I just pasted it here instead.
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Russell Norman Murray Really, you might be right, but the Facebook sites look very similar. I wonder if I could change the template?
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Jeff Jenkins My comments above were written consecutively, as I was not able to see your comments in-between until after I had posted all of them, so they don't really make sense in the conversation as shown. But anyway, I found this old article, which might give some limited hints at least, for a start:

http://blog.clickdimensions.com/.../how-to-customize-the...

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Russell Norman Murray I will look right after I post my new Satire Und Theology article, thanks my friend.
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Howard James Bartel Venn haff you changed zee title zu: Satire UND Theology?
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Russell Norman Murray Today, I must vorn you that this was just stated in private chat! Satire Und Theology: Just blame Chuck for everything..
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Jeff Jenkins Yes, I was privileged to be in on the little secret and this new knowledge. I am one of the privileged few. I feel so honored...
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Russell Norman Murray BTW, as I stated in that post. Gramps is not related to me whatsoever...
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Howard James Bartel Ja, ich bin responzibel!See Translation
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Russell Norman Murray My gnosis...
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Russell Norman Murray See, this is why I canned Blogger comments, otherwise known as the cemetery...
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Russell Norman Murray Ja, ich bin responzombie!!!
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