Thursday, September 21, 2017

The Boss: Throw that new $1450 wheelchair in the garbage!

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Paraphrased conversations:

Me or health worker: Boss, please wear your hearing aid.

The Boss: I hate it! 

or

The Boss: It doesn't work! 

The Boss: Throw it ($5000 hearing aid) in the garbage!

Me or health worker: Boss, you need to sit in your wheelchair.

The Boss: I hate it!

or

The Boss: It is too big!

The Boss: Throw it ($1450, brand new wheelchair I bought for her...) in the garbage!

Nose impaired vision? Thank you, Rhinoplasty?

Nose impairing vision? Debatable. The location of the crime.