Quarantined?

Not a coffin.

Paraphrased discussion from this early evening

A mobile phone call to Arizona from British Columbia...

A senior: Happy Birthday!

Uncle/Dr. Russ: Happy Birthday! (Dear nephew)

Later...

A senior: Yea, I got to get myself a girlfriend; some old lady.

Uncle/Dr. Russ: Yes, nephew, he needs to have himself quarantined in one of those
locally quarantined old age homes.

Nephew: Laughs out loud. (I imagine he will tell his Father)