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| Sesame Street |
June 13, 2020
Paraphrased
On the phone:
Bobby Buff: Hey, I saw you and your Dad today walking into your building (my condominium complex, my add).
Me: No, that was Zombie.
Bobby Buff: The other man was slightly taller.
(Charles Nelson Chuckles and Zombie were visiting; Charles Nelson Chuckles mocks Bobby Buff with a muscle pose as his head goes red)
Me: (Thinking: I am obviously taller than my Dad)
(Thinking: Zombie is two years younger than me. At least Charles Nelson Chuckles is two years older than me)
Me: No, that was Zombie, what do I look twelve years old or something?
Saturday, February 09, 2019: Is that your Dad!? (Uncle Chuck)
Recently, I had mentioned to the Strata President and his wife that my Dad might be moving into the condominium in a few months, for awhile...
The renovations (flooring, furniture, appliance) are completed, but my academic books and the annoying photocopy binders are a major task in themselves.
Uncle Chuck and I were in the garage taking out recycling and trash...
Paraphrased:
Strata President: (To me, looking at Chuckles) Is that your Dad!?
Me: No that is Chuckles, my friend Howard, you have met him before, he is helping me move.
Uncle Chuckles!
Strata President: Uncle Chucko?
Strata President Wife: You are Russ's Dad!?
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The Rage: Chuck needs a dome!
Me: Well,'The Rage' told you, Mr. Hooper...
The renovations (flooring, furniture, appliance) are completed, but my academic books and the annoying photocopy binders are a major task in themselves.
Uncle Chuck and I were in the garage taking out recycling and trash...
Paraphrased:
Strata President: (To me, looking at Chuckles) Is that your Dad!?
Me: No that is Chuckles, my friend Howard, you have met him before, he is helping me move.
Uncle Chuckles!
Strata President: Uncle Chucko?
Strata President Wife: You are Russ's Dad!?
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The Rage: Chuck needs a dome!
Me: Well,'The Rage' told you, Mr. Hooper...
