Friday, May 11, 2018

If you like orange


Pinterest: Hawaii

Wow from the video, that almost looks like some kind of natural hot orange drink...

Or a sport drink for the Incredible Hulk.

The photo image looks like some kind of alien nest in a science fiction film.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

KJV translated into Biblical Hebrew and Greek


Babylonbee May 9

At Bible study, Charles Nelson Chuckles reported this sensational story to me...

Cited

King James Version Finally Translated Into Biblical Greek, Hebrew

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U.S.—The entire Old and New Testaments as rendered in the King James Version of the Bible have at long last been translated into biblical Greek and Hebrew, sources confirmed Friday. 

After years of working on the historic translation, scholars confirmed they had translated the entirety of the Christian Bible from the original Authorized Version into the ancient biblical languages, including Greek, Hebrew, and small sections of Aramaic. Consumer copies of the Bibles are now available for purchase. 

“If only we had completed this translation before Koine Greek fell out of use, the people who lived during New Testament times could have heard the gospel,” Pastor Steven Anderson said in a YouTube video. “Sad!” 

Scholars reportedly had great difficulty with the translation, as no version of the Bible has ever been translated into Koine Greek or biblical Hebrew before. Those behind the translation expressed their desire for even people who speak the original biblical languages to be able to experience the glory of the Word of God as rendered in the re-inspired Authorized Version.

This will all make more sense in an upcoming Avengers film, where the team uses Dr. Doom's Time Platform, when he is not at his castle and is instead trying to take over the world. The Avengers use the Time Platform to meet with King James, in 1611 AD/CE, take a copy of the King James Bible back to approximately 2000 BC/BCE and leave these Biblical documents with Abraham.

The rest is history...

Signed

Charles Norman Russell

Sunday, May 06, 2018

Garbage Guts strikes again (Eats ten pieces of cod)

Garbage Guts ranted on the following, while eating ten pieces of cod and chips...

Paraphrased (I assist)

People receiving medical treatment for mental disability should not be overseers...

1 Timothy 3

English Standard Version (ESV)

3 The saying is trustworthy: If anyone aspires to the office of overseer, he desires a noble task. 2 Therefore an overseer[a] must be above reproach, the husband of one wife,[b] sober-minded, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, 3 not a drunkard, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not a lover of money.

1 Timothy 3

New American Standard Bible (NASB)

3 It is a trustworthy statement: if any man aspires to the office of [a]overseer, it is a fine work he desires to do. 2 [b]An overseer, then, must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, temperate, prudent, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, 3 not addicted to wine [c]or pugnacious, but gentle, peaceable, free from the love of money

Charles Nelson Chuckles has David, Garbage Guts has his Acura...

The red vapor is still missing...

Charles Norman Russell the cornerstone of humility...

Saturday, May 05, 2018

A problem with trying to win at all costs, with what one can get away with



I was working yesterday and did not see any of the highlights of the game. Brad Marchand is an excellent player, but licking an opponent in the face in an attempt to gain a psychological edge, is psychologically and spiritually sick.

A win at virtually all costs, with what one can get away with, mentality, shown by some adults while playing ball hockey, was one of the reasons I grew tired of the sport. As a Christian, I need to mature in Christ, and those types of antics drag me back to my childhood.

These types of antics promote self-glorification over seeking the glory of God.