KJV translated into Biblical Hebrew and Greek

Babylonbee May 9

At Bible study, Charles Nelson Chuckles reported this sensational story to me...

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King James Version Finally Translated Into Biblical Greek, Hebrew

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U.S.—The entire Old and New Testaments as rendered in the King James Version of the Bible have at long last been translated into biblical Greek and Hebrew, sources confirmed Friday. 

After years of working on the historic translation, scholars confirmed they had translated the entirety of the Christian Bible from the original Authorized Version into the ancient biblical languages, including Greek, Hebrew, and small sections of Aramaic. Consumer copies of the Bibles are now available for purchase. 

“If only we had completed this translation before Koine Greek fell out of use, the people who lived during New Testament times could have heard the gospel,” Pastor Steven Anderson said in a YouTube video. “Sad!” 

Scholars reportedly had great difficulty with the translation, as no version of the Bible has ever been translated into Koine Greek or biblical Hebrew before. Those behind the translation expressed their desire for even people who speak the original biblical languages to be able to experience the glory of the Word of God as rendered in the re-inspired Authorized Version.

This will all make more sense in an upcoming Avengers film, where the team uses Dr. Doom's Time Platform, when he is not at his castle and is instead trying to take over the world. The Avengers use the Time Platform to meet with King James, in 1611 AD/CE, take a copy of the King James Bible back to approximately 2000 BC/BCE and leave these Biblical documents with Abraham.

The rest is history...

Signed

Charles Norman Russell

Garbage Guts strikes again (Eats ten pieces of cod)

Garbage Guts ranted on the following, while eating ten pieces of cod and chips...

Paraphrased (I assist)

People receiving medical treatment for mental disability should not be overseers...

1 Timothy 3

English Standard Version (ESV)

3 The saying is trustworthy: If anyone aspires to the office of overseer, he desires a noble task. 2 Therefore an overseer[a] must be above reproach, the husband of one wife,[b] sober-minded, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, 3 not a drunkard, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not a lover of money.

1 Timothy 3

New American Standard Bible (NASB)

3 It is a trustworthy statement: if any man aspires to the office of [a]overseer, it is a fine work he desires to do. 2 [b]An overseer, then, must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, temperate, prudent, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, 3 not addicted to wine [c]or pugnacious, but gentle, peaceable, free from the love of money

Charles Nelson Chuckles has David, Garbage Guts has his Acura...

The red vapor is still missing...

Charles Norman Russell the cornerstone of humility...

A problem with trying to win at all costs, with what one can get away with

I was working yesterday and did not see any of the highlights of the game. Brad Marchand is an excellent player, but licking an opponent in the face in an attempt to gain a psychological edge, is psychologically and spiritually sick.

A win at virtually all costs, with what one can get away with, mentality, shown by some adults while playing ball hockey, was one of the reasons I grew tired of the sport. As a Christian, I need to mature in Christ, and those types of antics drag me back to my childhood.

These types of antics promote self-glorification over seeking the glory of God.

Garbage Guts stirs up Christian singles

Sections...from a Facebook page, continued from previous entry:

Russ Murray

The idea of deserving someone based on attributes is twisted philosophy based on MVD...

Garbage Guts 

I'm afraid I have to agree with Russ on this one unfortunately. The idea that we are inherently valuable, especially compared to others based on anything outside of the gospel is something that should trouble us all greatly.

Russ Murray

In Christ..we should look for quality biblical attributes where there is mutual attraction. It should not be fueled by a deserve philosophy.

Russ Murray 

Hi... market value dating...my term based on study...online mostly.

Comment

Russ Murray so you don’t think our society is plagued by the idea that we can replace anybody? In my grandparent’s era it was about fixing rather than replacing. Is there a Bible verse/chapter Dr. Russ that it talks about this? I know that I have read that divorce in the Bible has some stipulations and in Mark 10:12 says that if a divorced woman marries another man, she commits adultery. So does that mean Christian women who find themselves divorced, in this day and age, simply cannot re-marry?

Russ Murray 

We are not writing about the same thing...

Comment 

Russ Murray is that why there are many single Christians? They find the quality Biblical attributes in a person but not the attraction and vice versa? So how would you help the singles community to find that balance?

Russ Murray 

I would deduce we are all influenced by a worldly approach. We need the Holy Spirit and Scripture to set us free.

Garbage Guts 

Well... The first thing I would say is try to read the scriptures in context. Simply reading "The Bible" is a bad way to do that. For example, the question you asked Russ Murray about Divorce and remarriage; I'd say it's the wrong question.

The context of that passage is that the Jewish teachers of the law are discussing the Mosaic Covenant concerning divorce (Deuteronomy 24). So the law teachers are discussing what the acceptable parameters are for a man to give his wife a certificate of divorce.

Jesus then steps into that conversation between the Jewish teachers. The interesting thing is that he actually goes BACK to the scriptures. He references the Scriptures (Genesis 2:24), to point them to what exactly God's intention is for marriage.

So the conclusion I'd draw from Jesus teachings in the Bible is that in regards to your question, your Grandparents were very much following a Biblical perspective towards marriage.

I think that just the way Jesus used the scriptures to challenge everything the Jews had known and discussed for thousands of years, we can be challenged sometimes to look at our lives and opinions in light of scripture.

Garbage Guts 

There's some really great books out there that can help give you an idea. "Multiply" by Francis Chan was a great book James, Matt and I did it with Reality. I think we all found it really useful. .