Chuck, is this vehicle good for your persona and employment?

Would this work for the 'Red Skull'?

From

Grownmenstuff.com

Cited

We call this street legal learjet limo the Learmousine. It is 42 feet long and 8 feet wide. It originally started life as a Learjet manufactured by, you guessed it, Learjet.

Zoom: Big black dot heading back to the computer

Vintagy.com

• This pandemic has offered some opportunities for multi-person Zoom meetings (Skype too). For me, this includes the community group and 'Bible study' from my church.

• The hosts' dog has sat near the computer, listening, while looking for the people in the house. The cute 'baby girls' would ask Mom when the people could visit again, presumably in part, so they could once again provide the 'pre-game' show again.

• The Church meetings are roughly half male and half female. But my private meetings feature characters such as Krueger (his actual last name), Zombie, The Red Skull, The Rage, and of course me, Dr. Kingpin.

• Via Zoom with close friends, I was told (paraphrased) that my facial skin looked shiny. I think that probably had to do with something called 'washing' and exercising much and not overeating.

• When I left Zoom to get a Perrier from the refrigerator, I was told while returning up the staircase that it looked like a (paraphrased) 'big black dot' was heading to the computer. I think that is called being a 'Kingpin' wearing a dark blue shirt.

My brother from Arizona. This is funny, but I do follow
the advice of local medical professionals.

Ahh, roughly the equivalent amount of knowledge and wisdom of some
seminary students?

Facebook: People and especially children
should stay away from 'pot'.

Facebook: This is biblical and Reformed theology.

Do not people learn this, at least, in elementary school?

Sadly, I have had recent episodes with glue and plastic and
tape and plastic. Two 'never again' episodes.

Zoom: My hair hammered down for a public appearance.
No 'Frankenstein' hairstyle in public.

My suggestion

New York Post: April 26, 2020

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un is either dead, brain-dead or just fine, depending on which Asian media report you believe.

Cited

A Hong Kong broadcast network claimed Saturday that Kim died, citing a “very solid source.” A Japanese magazine, meanwhile, reported late Friday that he is in “a vegetative state.” On Kim’s home turf, the North Korean media has acted as if everything is perfectly normal.

Satirically, 'a way' to make much sense of these three reports is to assume...

a) The Hong Kong broadcast is correct, Kim is dead.

b) The Japanese magazine is correct, Kim is in a vegetative state.

c) The North Korean media is correct, Kim is perfectly normal.

My suggestion

Kim Jong Un is now a zombie...

(That can pass as 'normal' in a communist state if the state-controlled media states it is so)

My hair needs a beatdown with a comb