Wednesday, August 05, 2015

Ejector Bed



Proverbs 20: 13

English Standard Version

Love not sleep, lest you come to poverty; open your eyes, and you will have plenty of bread.

New American Standard Bible

Do not love sleep, or you will become poor; Open your eyes, and you will be satisfied with food. 

King James Bible

Love not sleep, lest thou come to poverty; open thine eyes, and thou shalt be satisfied with bread.

This ejector bed

Not Recommended For Those With Sleep Apnea

Not Recommenced For Those With Insomnia

Another option is not have an ejector system, but simply apply high voltage after the alarm stops.

That would provide plenty of motivation to arise.

Further on motivation

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21 comments:

  1. Shorty

    My Italian American friend is very self-conscious about his height, or lack thereof. So I always steer clear of the subject.

    One day, he and I went to lunch at a Sub shop. "I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the
    counter. "Salami, Provolone, and peppers."

    Do you want a full hero or half one?" came the reply.

    "Ah... gimme a half," my friend says.

    After placing our orders, we took our seats. A few minutes later, my friend grimaced when we heard... "Small Italian, your order is up!"

    …..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (docsdailychuckle@associate.com) by way of “Christian Voices” (ChristianVoices@att.net)

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  2. I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

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  3. I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

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  4. Hmm, unless you are like Norris or Stallone (and like the much younger than them me that is stronger than I was in my twenties), I have my doubts on that one.

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  5. I don’t have to go to school or work.

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  6. What kind of teen is that? I don't know of any that are not either a student or worker.

    You are noting a very small minority.

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  7. I get an allowance (pensions).

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  8. I have a driver’s licence and my own car.

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  9. I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store.

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  10. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

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  11. So was life great when you were a teen?

    Hmm, not necessarily in many cases.

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  12. THE END OF AN ERA.......



    The Roy Rogers Museum in Branson, MO has closed its doors forever.

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  13. Yes, I am more familiar with the late Mr. Rogers (sort of a children's Bob Ross).

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  14. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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  15. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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  16. Leaving Work Early

    Three girls
    all worked in the same office with the same female
    boss.
    Each day, they watched the boss leave work
    early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss
    left, they would leave right behind
    her.
    After all, she never called
    or came back to work, so how would she know they went
    home early?

    The brunette
    was thrilled
    to be home early...she did a little gardening, spent
    playtime with her son, and went to bed
    early.

    The redhead
    was elated to be able
    to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a
    dinner date.
    The blonde
    was happy to get home
    early and surprise her husband, but when she got to
    her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from
    inside.
    Slowly and quietly, she
    cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
    husband in bed with her boss!

    Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.
    The next day, at
    their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned
    to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she
    was going to go with them.

    No way!
    The blonde exclaimed.
    "I almost got caught yesterday!"





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