Friday thoughts & bullets: Pastor tried to make me sing worship music

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• A wise person admits he/she made a mistake. 

• Now, I do not sing. I do not like singing worship music, but in the 1990's a kind pastor attempted to make our group, and more specifically me, sing worship music onstage at church. So, I decided to go up on stage wearing a paper bag on my rather large sized head (fat head?), with holes cut out for the eyes, and choir boy, Chucky did the same.

• The bags were messaged...(paraphrased)...Why are we up here?, etcetera.

• In hindsight, today, in such a situation, I would simply be a 'no show'.

• My friendly neigbour Mr. Bobby Buff has confirmed the 'farting @ Walmart' practice, that I have also smelled from others. I will comment that people should keep it at home and not drop in the aisle and then leave quickly. Some people need to spend more time 'sitting'.  I prefer many other stores...

• I had predicted to Saint Chuckles, that our good friend Zombie, would contact us once again to associate, once his latest relationship ended. Sure enough...

 • I agree with Mr. Bobby Buff that it was wrong for that driver to flip the finger to my 81 year old driver, that was attempting to follow the speed limit in the slower right lane, during rush hour (s). Show some respect and some intelligence, sir...you could have attempted to pass via the faster left lane.