Sunday, July 26, 2015

Theological One-Liners

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I noticed that my most recent Facebook posts and status updates on my main page do not appear to a non-friend. I changed my main Facebook page settings because I want to publish 'Public', it had been changed for some reason.

But I intend to place more posts on my Facebook Blog that I use to promote my two Blogger blogs.

From

One Line Fun

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

The political and social power of group think...

I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 

The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

From

Just One Liners

Ridiculous stereotypes often make people very ignorant towards other nationalities. For example, I’m in good shape, intelligent, and I don’t have sex with my cousins, and yet still people assume I’m American. Canadian, Stewart Francis

I’m an Atheist… thank God. Dave Allen (1936 – 2005) Irish comedian

My church accepts all denominations – fivers, tenners, twenties. Dave Allen (1936 – 2005) Irish comedian

My friend Phil was brought up Orthodox Jewish… he actually thought the New Testament was the paperback version of the Old Testament. Lizz Winstead (1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger

I definitely want Brooklyn [his daughter] to be Christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. David Beckham professional football player

Genius. 

He was an excellent player though. I saw him play live for Manchester United when I lived in Manchester.

Man Walks Into A Joke

Televangelists – the Pro Wrestlers of religion.

Profound satire.

Two Mormons are going door to door. They knock on the door of one woman who tells them, in no uncertain terms, that she does not want to hear their message. She slams the door in their faces but to her surprise, it bounces back open. She tries slamming the door again, and again, and again but it won’t shut. ‘Get your dammed foot out of my door,’ shouts the woman. ‘My foot isn’t in the door,’ says one of the Mormons. ‘But you might want to move your cat.’

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. They came to the story of Lot’s wife: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ His son asked: ‘What happened to the flea?

Think God Now

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. - Abraham Lincoln

English Standard Version: Matthew 6:34 “Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.

Criticism is easy: achievement is more difficult. - Winston Churchill.

God formed us, sin deformed us, Christ transforms us.

If truth stands in your way, you are headed in the wrong direction.

That is one to ponder on in situations.



A possible place to nap...