Spain loses |
Rodney Dangerfield
I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
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I was disappointed Spain was knocked out, but I scored 1/2 correct results today.