This just happened:
@work in Vancouver
Man (a colourful character, let us state) wearing a reflector vest pops head through the door and basically yells.
Paraphrased:
Man: What do you do here?
Me: We are the 'name my employer'...
Man: What do you do here?
Me: We are the 'name of my employer', we provide bibles.
Man: What do you do when there is a fire?
I walk towards him because he is quite loud.
Me: We call the fire department.
Man: What do you do when there is water in the middle of the floor where there is a fire?
Me: (Ending this) I have no idea.
Man departs...
