I think that none of those are a serious concern

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Eye Care Centre (VGH) (paraphrased conversation)

Today for my monthly exam

Dr. Russ: All I ask is that concerning my one special eye...

a) I do not look like a freak.

b) I do not go blind in that eye.

c) I do not have my eye amputated (Eye ends up in a jar).

Retinal ophthalmologist: I think that none of those are a serious concern.

(Do you like the order? 😀)