Thursday, August 05, 2021

Electric socket/Zombie

Electric socket/Zombie

@ London Drugs yesterday (paraphrased) 

Me: (To employee) Do you have any Zombie birthday cards? 

Employee: (Laughs) 

A female customer: (Laughs loudly) 

Me: My friend is called Zombie, because he falls asleep often. 

A female customer: (Laughs loudly) I cannot believe you would call your friend that! (smiling) 

(They had none, I bought a Bob Ross card)

(Ironically, Bob made people sleepy)