July 27 2018
Cited
BOSTON, MA—Local man Justin Fuller immediately fell dead after clicking “I have read and accept these terms and conditions” when installing a new piece of software Friday morning. The Lord and Sovereign Judge, from which nothing is hidden, could tell Fuller had not even glanced at the twelve pages of legalese, and thus his checking of the box was a lie against which God took immediate vengeance.
Exodus 20:16 King James Version (KJV)
16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. King James Version (KJV) Public Domain
It is a good thing this is satire and not actual serious, reasonable theology, otherwise many of you, including most likely, Chuck, would be in big trouble, perhaps even dearly departed from this present realm.
(No comment on myself...)
Thank you to Saint Chuckles of Maple Ridge for the link.
The commandment is serious, however. These Old Testament/Hebrew Bible commandments are well summed up by Jesus Christ in Matthew 22, Mark 12, Luke 10 in the New Testament.
