I was only the Michelin Man with the heavy coat but am now, much less so. I will always have a muscular 'twelve-pack' build and will not be a six-pack, but I do pack a lot of stomach muscle and curl fifty-pound dumbbells, for example.
However, no one giving me thousands of pageviews is expecting Brad Pitt, but rather a theologian/philosopher that looks like a small strong man.
I am not completely stupid.;)
The Michelin Man hitting his black martial arts bag with a right hook punch.
Chucky is ready to try a right-handed bat strike.
Chucky pretending to be a crazed attacker. Behind him is my back-up smaller red bag.
Chuck is demonstrating the left straight knife strike.
These are from Jeff Jenkins:
http://jeffjenkinsocala.blogspot.com/
Happiness can be found at:
http://coffeehouse-journal.blogspot.com/
Thanks Jeff.
Additional:
A joke sent to me:
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you'll love this...
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked,
'How much money do you make a week?'
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied,
'I make $400 a week. Why?'
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed,
'Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back!'
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?'
From across the room came a voice, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'
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