Babylonbee May 9
At Bible study, Charles Nelson Chuckles reported this sensational story to me...
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King James Version Finally Translated Into Biblical Greek, Hebrew
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U.S.—The entire Old and New Testaments as rendered in the King James Version of the Bible have at long last been translated into biblical Greek and Hebrew, sources confirmed Friday.
After years of working on the historic translation, scholars confirmed they had translated the entirety of the Christian Bible from the original Authorized Version into the ancient biblical languages, including Greek, Hebrew, and small sections of Aramaic. Consumer copies of the Bibles are now available for purchase.
“If only we had completed this translation before Koine Greek fell out of use, the people who lived during New Testament times could have heard the gospel,” Pastor Steven Anderson said in a YouTube video. “Sad!”
Scholars reportedly had great difficulty with the translation, as no version of the Bible has ever been translated into Koine Greek or biblical Hebrew before. Those behind the translation expressed their desire for even people who speak the original biblical languages to be able to experience the glory of the Word of God as rendered in the re-inspired Authorized Version.
This will all make more sense in an upcoming Avengers film, where the team uses Dr. Doom's Time Platform, when he is not at his castle and is instead trying to take over the world. The Avengers use the Time Platform to meet with King James, in 1611 AD/CE, take a copy of the King James Bible back to approximately 2000 BC/BCE and leave these Biblical documents with Abraham.
The rest is history...
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Charles Norman Russell
