Photo 1: Vicnews.com, 2018
Photo 2: Stuck in traffic on the way home
Photo 3: Stuck in traffic on the way home
Photo 4: IKEA
Photo 5: Last evening
Paraphrased
Greeter: You look morose when you come to church.
Me: (Smirk, but serious) Yes, I am working on that, prayers appreciated.
(Thinking: Well, it is better than stating: You look gross when you come to church)
Greeter: I know you are a funny guy, I can joke with you.
(This website speaks for itself...)
Seriously, excellent critique. Again, I am working on it, I have been aware of this issue for years. On the bright side, my Russian mobster looks have kept me out of a lot of trouble throughout my life. Bonus, as Miss CIA stated, I have studied problems of evil, and I am contemplative. In my own words, I am philosophical.