Dr. Kingpin: Holiday consultant

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Today work

Mercedes: Sweet and kind Chinese administrator and teacher at work whose husband leases her a $170, 000 Mercedes that reaches from 0-60 in 4.9 seconds. 

Me

Paraphrased 

Mercedes: I go to New York City for New Year's Eve! Too cold! Colder than here!

Me: Hmm, well congratulations on the trip. Next time go to Los Angeles or even better, the south of France. The Mediterranean for New Year's Eve.

Mercedes: Ohhhh, really. I go there next time.

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