Satire Und Theology: Bass Discrimination?

Friday, June 24, 2016

Bass Discrimination?

Russell Norman Murray shared Howard James Bartel's photo.

Chuck: 'I'm in the back row'. @ Carnegie Hall

Why? You should have had an orange jacket on or something to at least stand out...The bass should be out front like with Geddy Lee and Stanley Clarke, come on...This is looking like discrimination and you have your rights.

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Howard James Bartel

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I'm in the back row.

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Howard James Bartel Actually the back row centre is a highly respectable position in a choir. My voice is projected forward to the other sections of the choir. If the back row is off pitch, it's more likely to throw the whole choir off than if the front row was off.

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Russell Norman Murray That's it, Sir Charles. You are in the centre back, just like Billy Cobham. You tell 'em... Now you just needed that orange coat.

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