Know your Wee place, John...

abcsofattraction.com

Today's Baptist Church singles meeting at McDonald's

Paraphrased

James

What are some female and male perspectives on the difficulties with Christian dating?

Me

Yes, John, you always have good things to say.

John Wee

I am  most comfortable with market value dating.

Me

You know this means that John has to date a 5 foot 4 inch, Asian woman!

John

No way (Laughs) !

Me

Then you do not want market value dating, you want a biblical model (Based on character).

Later in the SUV

John

I am glad you let them have it in regard to me being expected to date and marry my Asian 'clone'!

Me

Yes, I do not care. I state the truth as I see it.
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Know your Wee place, John...

Rogers Sportsnet missed this stick to the face

I viewed the last half of the game and this was missed by the Canadian broadcast.

Player perspective: I have written on this website on how I have repented of situational ethics and sports. A New Testament moral ethic should be a consistent one. That is if I was a player.

Off-ice official perspective: I would have said something to the player as well. That was a good shot to the face.

The player apologized.

TSN

Football follies, fake funds

Today: EPA

The Sun November 22 

Cited

'Bayern Munich fans launch fake money and unveil banner in protest at £89 tickets in Champions League match at Anderlecht

The large banner in the stands read: 'Is your greed now finally satisfied... 100€?' By Richard Forrester'

Cited

'BAYERN MUNICH fans covered the pitch in fake notes in protest of the extraordinary ticket prices for their Champions League encounter. Supporters from the German giants were charged £89 each for their ticket against Anderlecht.'

Is this a smaller club, Anderlecht, attempting to abuse the foreign fans of a much larger club, Bayern Munich?

 

Quote from CNN

Aerial footage shows traffic gridlock in Los Angeles as the Thanksgiving travel rush begins
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This made me think Christmas lights...

Dual purpose bath/fryer

The kid must have tough feet...

Jacked up, but not on common sense

Someone's preferred destination?

I have noticed the last couple of nights how warm it has been at night, It happens, but not usually this late into the year. I need a good night's sleep to work and last night's sleep was not good, My loft part of our condominium is considerably warmer than downstairs.

I came home this evening, after being out for approximately twelve hours with academic work and then the megachurch service.

I noticed that 'someone' (a careworker) had jacked the temperatures of the living room, where the Boss sleeps, and also the former bedroom of the Boss to almost 30 degrees Celsius, which is approximately 86 degrees Fahrenheit.

A kind note was left stating I would be monitoring the room temperatures and keeping them at 15 degrees Celsius. There is a gas fireplace downstairs and the Boss has plenty of blankets.

When I mentioned the heat this evening, the careworker from Eastern Europe agreed that it was basically sauna like. Obviously, she was not the heat bandit.

Jacked up, but not on common sense.

Glory Cloud..Actually gas

You Tube

The Babylon Bee

Cited

‘Glory Cloud’ Turns Out To Be Dangerous Gas Leak

November 1, 2016

Cited

'REDDING, CA—As worshipers at Bethel Church enthusiastically sang and danced at a Sunday evening service several weeks ago, onlookers were reportedly amazed to see a shining, thick mist descending from on high, only to later discover the “glory cloud” was actually a potentially deadly leak from a faulty gas line.'

Cited

'But as “a few more people than usual” fainted during the experience, church leaders began to grow concerned, and had the building evacuated as the deadly gaseous chemicals continued to slowly spread throughout the room.'
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'But as “a few more people than usual” fainted during the experience...'

Doubtful this is written by hyper-charismatics.

There are so many other possibilities for bad gas...

Live by the sword, supposed prophets

Thanks Rudolph, for the posting on Facebook. When the New Testament gospel and sound theology are just too boring for some...Video game like theology is preferred.

Saturday night

Trick or Treat Marijuana in British Columbia

Victoria Police

CTV News: Vancouver Island, November 1

Cited

'Young trick-or-treater given marijuana gummies in Victoria neighbourhood'

Cited

'Police say a package of marijuana gummies handed to a trick-or-treater on Oct. 31 in Victoria's James Bay neighbourhood were likely given by mistake. (Victoria Police)

Cited

'Victoria police are asking parents to check their kids' candy after a child went trick-or-treating and wound up with a package of marijuana gummies.'

When I was little kid, my parents would check for razor blades. Now parents need to check for 'pot'. 

If I was a parent, I would be sifting through the candy anyway...to see if I could get a cut. Of the candy that is, not pot.

Cited

'The parents called police immediately and identified the home the gummies were handed out at. Police seized the gummies, labelled "Twisted Extracts Black Cherry Zzz Bomb." Each dose contains 10 milligrams of cannabis, according to the label.'

Cited

'When officers attended the home, they spoke with an occupant who they say didn't appear to be aware that pot-infused candies had been handed out to a child. In a follow-up tweet, police said they didn't believe the gummies were handed out maliciously. Police say they instructed the person to stop giving out candy and to turn out their lights to deter any other trick-or-treaters.'

Quote (satirical) to Victoria Police: 'Hey man, that was for my own personal use only, maaan.'