Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Special Report: From The Flat Earth Society

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Suggestion

Take a professionally guided boat ride in any ocean. Pay your guide (s) so that you keep sailing until you 'go over the edge' or arrive back at the original location. Of course, if the boat would eventually 'go over the edge', the professional guide (s) should refuse the trip. As should any guide (s) in the know.

This can provide one with personal, empirical proof. I know the result, based on reason, but if I state it, it will not be personally, empirical for someone that holds to the flat earth theory.

After all, I could still possibly be part of a conspiracy, even though I am not. 

This is my first post with the new Blogger template.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Well-done, friend, I do look like...


A good friend just emailed me to inform me that I look like this actor in an "Oh Henry!' 'Bite Sized', commercial, that as of yet I have not personally seen.

I agree with my friend there is a resemblance with the hair (pre-pandemic as my hair has since gone 'Frankennuts'). I agree with the glasses being similar to mine.

I will add that this actor's jawline looks similar to mine.

Physical differences include that I am older, and the fact that with my muscle build-up and age, I have not recorded a similar weight to that actor since I lived in England. I always scale down when I am there for a while. I think it is a difference in the food, even with my very low carbohydrate diet, and the fact I am walking much here in British Columbia, I am still not as light as I was in England.
My weight is higher before England, goes down, and then goes up again in 'Oh Canada'.

I also dress in more solid colours.

I also do not share his 'deer in the headlights' facial expression.

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Dear Ralph from 'Herr' Frankenstein

Ralph: Wonderland in Vaughan, Ontario, features 
the Yukon Striker, the world's tallest, longest and  
fastest Dive Coaster via Facebook
Good afternoon, 'Herr' Frankenstein (Frankenstein, pandemic era, Hair), here once again...

This Blogger website is still blocked by Facebook from being posted and linked on my Facebook business page, Russell Norman Murray, PhD.

I have explained to Facebook by email several times, that I reason this is in error. I am willing to discuss this issue Facebook created. No reply. Prayers appreciated.

Therefore, I post this entry on my original Blogger website, Dr. Russell Norman Murray, as well, to be linked via my Facebook business page.

As I was out pandemic era shopping today, I had a thought.

I have zero interest in 'tats' whatsoever, but perhaps some genius should design a facial tattoo that looks like a medical face mask.

Just a suggestion...

(That I would never pursue or embrace myself)



Friday, May 15, 2020

How far across the globe can we Zoom?

How far across the globe can we Zoom?

We are thinking Christian types from British Columbia, or with British Columbia connections, that have been having Zoom meetings Friday and Sunday nights.

If interested, in positive dialogue with humour, from anywhere on the planet, we are meeting tonight, Friday, May 15 at 8 pm PDT.

Please email rnmred@gmail.com when interested, and I will confirm a meeting and invite you as confirmed. We have reached Alberta and Norway so far...


Wednesday, May 13, 2020

WiFi socialism


My neighbour, a former RN, that spends part of the year overseas, borrows my WiFi in exchange for a assistance with a potential nursing emergency for the Boss. However, the Boss now lives down the street.

I am so nice...

Thursday, May 07, 2020

There...happy little, angry hornets

There...happy little, angry hornets.
Bob (paraphrased fiction) When I was a youngin, I kept
some hornets in my room, until my Mother found out
and made me release them to the wild.

Wednesday, May 06, 2020

Chuck, is this vehicle good for your persona and employment?


Would this work for the 'Red Skull'?
From

Grownmenstuff.com

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We call this street legal learjet limo the Learmousine. It is 42 feet long and 8 feet wide. It originally started life as a Learjet manufactured by, you guessed it, Learjet.

Saturday, May 02, 2020

Zoom: Big black dot heading back to the computer

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• This pandemic has offered some opportunities for multi-person Zoom meetings (Skype too). For me, this includes the community group and 'Bible study' from my church.

• The hosts' dog has sat near the computer, listening, while looking for the people in the house. The cute 'baby girls' would ask Mom when the people could visit again, presumably in part, so they could once again provide the 'pre-game' show again.

• The Church meetings are roughly half male and half female. But my private meetings feature characters such as Krueger (his actual last name), Zombie, The Red Skull, The Rage, and of course me, Dr. Kingpin.

• Via Zoom with close friends, I was told (paraphrased) that my facial skin looked shiny. I think that probably had to do with something called 'washing' and exercising much and not overeating.

• When I left Zoom to get a Perrier from the refrigerator, I was told while returning up the staircase that it looked like a (paraphrased) 'big black dot' was heading to the computer. I think that is called being a 'Kingpin' wearing a dark blue shirt.

My brother from Arizona. This is funny, but I do follow
the advice of local medical professionals.
Ahh, roughly the equivalent amount of knowledge and wisdom of some
seminary students?
Facebook: People and especially children
should stay away from 'pot'.
Facebook: This is biblical and Reformed theology.
Do not people learn this, at least, in elementary school?
Sadly, I have had recent episodes with glue and plastic and
tape and plastic. Two 'never again' episodes.
Zoom: My hair hammered down for a public appearance.
No 'Frankenstein' hairstyle in public.