Chucky says Honky B Tonky

The Honky Tonk Man, with guitar: WWE

This just sent to me today by Saint Charles Chuckles of Maple Ridge, Patron Saint of  Rush:

I take it this is dedicated to our friendly neigbour, Mr. Roger's father, Honky Tonk Don?

'Just read this hilarious comment on FB: "I heard on the radio that Trace Adkins was at Kenny Beard's funeral recently and Trace had "Honky tonk badonkadonk" play as the casket was being closed. I guess Kenny was a jokester so it went over pretty well."'
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Speaking of which, my friendly neighbour and wife invited me over for Canadian Thanksgiving. I have to walk there by 5 pm. I hope Don is there...

A tank trying to park a tank?

The Lord has blessed me with the 'newish' 2006 SUV, no doubt, no debt.

But I am working through parking in the tight strata garage.

On my left: A huge concrete pillar

On my right: A sweet senior citizen that likes to park her 'newish' lovely green Toyota, often slightly to her left and lacks the coordination to fit herself into a tight squeeze once she opens her car door.

No damage yet...

I am like a Tank (Kingpin), trying to park a tank (SUV).

Planet of the Apes

New Westminster: Last weekend's events were very good with the bowling and SUV. However, some time ago, in a land far, far, away, Chucky, Garbage Guts and I happened on an event that I later coined 'Planet of the Apes'. I have never cared for the Planet of the Apes film franchise, and the three of us liked the event about as much. That Planet of the Apes horn sound went through my head while at the event...Note; The context is hygiene!

Garbage Guts

Today

This weekend...

I bought a new/used SUV/CUV, no debt.

I drove new vehicle with Chucky and John Wee to Surrey, bowling alley. Problem is, Chuck's navigation was in error and the bowling alley was in Langley.

There is no manual. We needed to look online in order to open the gas cap.

In all the kerfuffle, I temporarily, put related vehicle papers in the wrong container...

I had to ask JB (car flipper) how to open the hatch and then how to lock it.

I went to church with John Wee and after we went out for fish and chips. John Wee, now known as Garbage Guts ate seven pieces of fish, plus chips.