Saturday, August 18, 2012

The Lord's Prayer as read in Cockney by Chucky



English Standard Version (ESV)

New American Standard Bible (NASB)

Versions below

Please note: Chucky is reading the prayer. We are not praying. We are not being disrespectful. It is humorous religious literature.

From
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http://cippenhambaptistchurch.com/blog/2009/08/20/cockney-bible/

Here's the Lord's Prayer in Cockney: “Hello, Dad, up there in good ol’ Heaven, Your name is well great and holy, and we respect you, Guv. We hope we can all ‘ave a butcher’s at Heaven and be there as soon as possible: and we want to make you happy, Guv, and do what you want ‘ere on earth, just like what you do in Heaven. Guv, please give us some Uncle Fred, and enough grub and stuff to keep us going today, and we hope you’ll forgive us when we cock things up, just like we’re supposed to forgive them who annoy us and do dodgy stuff to us. There’s a lot of dodgy people around, Guv; please don’t let us get tempted to do bad things. Help keep us away from all the nasty, evil stuff, and keep that dodgy Satan away from us, ‘cos you’re much stronger than ‘im. Your the Boss, God, and will be for ever, innit? Cheers, Amen.

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On a more serious note:

Matthew 6:9-13 English Standard Version (ESV)

9 Pray then like this:

“Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.[a]
10 Your kingdom come,
your will be done,[b]
on earth as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread,[c]
12 and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.[d]

Luke 11:2-4 English Standard Version (ESV)

2 And he said to them, “When you pray, say:

“Father, hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come.
3 Give us each day our daily bread,[a]
4 and forgive us our sins,
for we ourselves forgive everyone who is indebted to us.
And lead us not into temptation.”

Luke 11:2-4 New American Standard Bible (NASB)

2 And He said to them, “ When you pray, say:

‘[a]Father, hallowed be Your name.

Your kingdom come.

3 ‘Give us each day our [b]daily bread.

4 ‘And forgive us our sins,

For we ourselves also forgive everyone who is indebted to us.

And lead us not into temptation.’”

Matthew 6:9-13 New American Standard Bible (NASB)

9 “ Pray, then, in this way:

‘Our Father who is in heaven,

Hallowed be Your name.

10 ‘ Your kingdom come.

Your will be done,

On earth as it is in heaven.

11 ‘ Give us this day [a]our daily bread.

12 ‘And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors.

13 ‘And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from [b] evil. [c][For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.’]






August 24, 2012

More webcam experimenting for future work and blogging. This is an example of one of my custom email alerts I have made over the years. I find a loud email alert can be useful for getting me up if it is from Europe in the middle of the night (morning), for example.  Of course I have much less noisy alerts as well...