Wednesday, January 08, 2014

New Year Follies 2014


Golden Ears Mountain (Casino to the right). My cell camera just does not catch the brilliant white of the mountains 

January 8, 2014

Quotes:

'A New Zealand baker sent a woman the above 'crap cake' with the 'Eat S--t' sign on top for an engagement party after the woman’s sister rescheduled a meeting.'

'Looks like crap! A hotheaded baker sent a rude "human feces" cake to a client for her engagement party after an argument.'

Disgusting and I am not posting the 'cake' here, but there is an image with the link.

I had posted on the lack of civility in present society in the previous post Facebook comments. I stated:

The longer I live the more I realize that in myself and from others that the overly emotional, that risks being irrational or closed-minded, approach to problems is not sufficient. Spitting in someone's face for an article, if she was spitting in mine and not at the pastor or 'prophet', but the fact she left the comment and pulled the profile likely means the first possibility, likely comes from an emotional position of fear, and not faith. It comes in anger, not love certainly.

There is so much fear today, so much non-civility today. So much 'me'and my party/group at the expense of the spiritual condition of the other person (s) one is reacting to. I have been forced to, in faith, deal with fearful aspects of my life in career, social life and of course academia and Christian learning. The faithful approach of openness in love is sufficient. We are sinful and finite as human beings and within a problem it is good and sufficient to reach out to the other person where there is an issue. Anger, avoidance etc... risks sin in fear.

The sufficient approach is to deal with another and point out supposed faults, but this opens the offended to the possibility of fault and wrong thinking personally and/or in the party associated with. Entire paradigms may be placed at risk. Many today are simply unwilling to take that chance...

Matthew 18...

Usually, I find myself 'attracted'  not necessarily romantically, to women from various ages if they bake, because I am a cookie monster.

But in this case, I definitely am not interested.

Man loses manhood satirically

Man loses his sex organ...huzlers

Quotes:

'CHICAGO – These freezing temperatures are no joke they have already claimed the penis of Curtis Williamz, Curtis uploaded a video onto facebook January 6th at around 12pm the video shows him in the nude doing flips and diving inside the snow. '

'Family of Curtis say shortly after the video he felt a numbness and the pain only thicken he was rushed to the hospital, Doctors made the decision to cut 2 fourths of his penis.'

If person's took Genesis 3 seriously and left nudity for, in general terms, the washroom/changing room, the bedroom and medically related, these types of events would largely be avoided.

Thank you, Alieux via Facebook.

Story is apparently hoax and satire

January 7, 2014

Quotes:

'An article claiming that a man named Curtis Williamz was seriously injured “doing the snow challenge” is just satire. The short article was published on the satire website Huzlers.com, which posts mostly fake news. On the website’s Facebook, it says it is for “your daily laugh!” On the bottom of the Huzlers page, it says the site “is a combination of real shocking news and satire news to keep its visitors in a state of disbelieve (sic).”'

Cannot state I am shocked...

Cold baby cold?

Capital offense?

13-Year-Old Student Arrested For "Passing Gas" In School: Huffington Post

Quotes: 'STUART, Fla. -- A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was "passing gas" and turning off his classmates' computers. According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.'

What do you think? Should the teen receive the electric chair?

In a very ventilated room?

There is the story about a previous boarder named Bob, that thought Bobby Buff was demonized because he passed gas.

No, probably all the weight gain powder...

Bob had also claimed to have met Jesus Christ several times.

Hey, that reminds me of that 'prophet' from a Langley restaurant see

Dr. Kingpin & the Demon Chaser

Wow!! That means that in my fairly short life I have met two men that may have met Jesus Christ. 

Mysteriously and amazingly both have significantly bad theology...

And by the way, let me be very clear here. I did not theme focus for this post. Not my first choices! But admittedly fits blog requirements.

These are articles recent via Facebook. Sad but true...

43 comments:


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  2. Wonderful posting, a reflection of how much irrationality is taking over the action of the people, congratulations friend, by his character and willingness to deliver insight to the world. A Happy 2014 thanks for listening.

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  3. Wow, someone has been practicing her English. Well-done and I agree, Eva.

    Blessed 2014 to you and family.

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  8. Called into work very short notice...potential corporate arson. Looking for someone without description all covered up even footwear. Sitting in car watching gates and ent\ext.

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  9. Is that crazy JM? Lots of walking in this work...should be even thinner in my pics for my online stalkers and lurkers....75% double digits younger than me btw. Yes that steps on some NA and UK paradigms.B-) Hey that looks a little like me.... Hopefully no male stalkers but i am not really looking that way am I?

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  13. @ work...just to be v clear. Not into any poo pee cuisine. Thx sir. B-)

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  14. Not into human cheese. Imagine a date human cheese on crap burger. This world is baked...

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  17. phil. thoughts @ work... same sex relations accepted by west society not bible. polygamy tolerated by bible not sanctioned. significant age diff. male/female sanctioned in bible...

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  26. Well, the Redskins stink, but the 49ers and Patriots are still around...

    My little knowledge of NFL...

    Seen one game live.

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  27. 'Do you know if they make any plugins to assist with Search Engine Optimization?'

    Nope not a Blogger issue.

    As far as Santa is concerned, perhaps he should where I yellow costume and do a summer beach tour as well. Kind of like Australia and Brasil in December.

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  28. After church today, Northview, I went to lunch with Mike (Freddie) Krueger mutual friend of Deaaan and Banajela. At the White Spot, excellent burger, btw, we ran into my former CBC adviser, friend and Uncle Chuckles', Uncle, Uncle Gerry and wife.

    Abbotsford is sort of a small Bible belt...

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