Satirical Statements For Friday

Galaway, Ireland+Facebook-Travel+Leisure

Germany's Neuschwanstein Castle-Facebook-Travel+Leisure

Employee wants days off, is turned down by employer.

Employee goes to former employer that emails request to present employer. Now granted. What the heck?

At work it was mentioned that someone with rolling a chair or two, put a hole in the back wall and left black tracks, sort of like a burnout. This likely from backing into the wall with one chair, perhaps turning or backing up and backing the second chair into the wall with speed. Although I have size and strength, I pleaded innocence based on some cumulative evidence shared at work, such as, I would remember the numerous bangs and my conscience is clear, I do not back up into the wall, I do not have the other chair behind me, but to my right. If I bang into the other chair it is to my right and would according to physics move to the right far away from the 'corp. crash site'.

Congrats to super sleuth and Facebook friend Steve for matching the paint to one of the chairs...

Inspector Clouseau meets Inspector Gadget?

At work senior officer states people are pointing finger at each other and then admits he was original wall banger with the other security company causing a repair...

A contractor came in and estimated a $400 repair bill and a complete repaint of the entire wall.

She also noted she hopes that we catch who ever the culprit was...

Mysteriously although everything in that area in on video 24/7, it has not been caught.

Mr. 'Harvey' Wallbanger has got away with putting a nice hole in the corporate wall and pleading complete ignorance.

On a side note, an employee, the same employee that requested the day off from the previous employer told a colleague the repair cost would be $10, 000!

Main credit card cancelled, once again someone attempting to use my credit.

This time someone buying jewelry in Montreal. I have never been to Quebec. Well-done by the bank on catching it, but I was without card for days. The agent read a list of purchases and stated that they were flagged because they 'did not sound like you'.

The list sort of read like someone was getting wined and dined...

The recent Facebook Page Statistics

This would reflect posted updates from Dr. Russell Norman Murray (Blogger) and Satire And Theology (Blogger) on my Facebook 'Blog', which I use to promote the Blogger blogs, not a full-fledged blog.

Women People Reached 56% Women Your Fans 53%
Men People Reached 42% Women Your Fans 47%

Women People Reached 56% Women Your Fans 51%
Men People Reached 40% Men Your Fans 47%

Women People Reached 56% Women Your Fans 50%
Men People Reached 41% Men Your Fans 48%

Women People Reached 54%  Women Fans 50%
Men People Reached 46% Men Fans 48%

Considerations, serious and satirical in regard to the above statistics

More women can read than men...

A sign of the times as more women have college and University education than men do today in the Western world.

Blogger is 'girlie'?

Women are smarter than men. But then why would they be reading me?

I am totally out of touch with my own sex and am now in touch with my feminine side.

I am evolving.

I am for example, very, very interested in baking.

Eating what you might lovingly bake me that is...

Blogger Idol-I have my very, very serious philosophical doubts.

Let us call it radical Islam at least...