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Fourth Floor: During an evening corporate security patrol for the trillion dollar corporation, I hear coming from the washroom area, near the elevators, 'Happy Birthday to you' being sung sort of 'Marilyn Monroe' style with a female voice, as in Happy Birthday Mr. President, but just Happy Birthday to you, although I am not very familiar with the Monroe rendition.
I know enough that it was not the standard way of singing the song and it sounded professional.
I avoided the washroom, but searched nearby to see if there was a party of sorts, but saw none. I thought perhaps a woman was rehearsing in the washroom.
Third Floor: I walk the stairs to the third floor and once again from the washroom area near the elevators hear Happy Birthday to you. I once again search and find nothing. I continue...
Second Floor: Again the singing continues from the washroom area near the elevators but this time a female employee enters the washroom, When she exits, I kindly ask her if she was alone in washroom. She states yes and I then explain the situation.
She opines and theorizes that the singing is perhaps from a mobile phone ringer from a mobile phone, possibly left from an office party.
I reason that seems plausible and take the elevator to P5 in the garage which has P4, P3, P2, between G, 2, 3 and 4 on the main floors, and 4 is where where I started my evening patrol.
A total of eight floors.
When I arrive via elevator at P5, through the glass part of the door, I see a female employee in her car in a black dress facing my direction holding her mobile phone to her mouth with her car window open singing Happy Birthday to you.
Yes, the sound travelled the eight floors up the elevator...
I informed her she sounded very good, but I was wondering who it was. She seemed embarrassed and stopped immediately although I informed her it was not necessary.
Be careful what you say around elevators...
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After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how did you do?" " First Place ," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine." Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the Hell is Mike Duffy?" asked Pinocchio.
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ReplyDeleteOne day on the way home from church a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me."
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Again the mother replied, "Yes."
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…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (pkaine@roadrunner.com) by way of “Christian Voices” (ChristianVoices@att.net)
My friend and colleague from Uganda, an MD working in corporate security states: There are many 'offlanders' in this society as in women that do want children and expect the men to follow. He also states the low sperm count argument for men my age is lame.
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Five undeniable Facts of Life:
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2. Best awarded words in London ...
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4. There is a lot of difference between human being and being human.
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5. You are loved when you are born.
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In between,You have to manage.
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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke ... And well worth the wait !!!!
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An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond e opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death..
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage , I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"
No Prayer is Too Small for Our Lord to Handle
ReplyDeleteQ. Name the four seasons
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Q. How is dew formed
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Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
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well endowed
Q. What are steroids
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(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q... What happens to your body as you age
ReplyDeleteA. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental