When I was toddler, I blamed God for everything

My Mother told me in the past that when I was a toddler, I blamed God for everything.

I was virtually always Reformed.

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This evening at the megachurch church plant, I broke the plastic tongs in half, attempting to pick up a bread roll. The senior gentlemen behind me stated it looked like I could crush his fingers if we shook hands. Good church rep. for me from the start...

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I keep running into other Mennonite Brethren at the church plant that state that Chucky is a great guy. He has an almost a cult-like status...