Bullet Saturday: Sumo just requires eating

•Good and bad news recently. Bad news is that Uncle Chuck spent some time at Hospital. Good news is that apparently he has a very large heart, sort of like a Sumo wrestler heart, or an Incredible Hulk heart.

•Don't make Chucky angry...he might call the Mennonite Supreme Council, otherwise known as the Mennonite Solar Federation and they shall deal with thee.

•Happy to report that Pope Chuckins II will not need a baboon heart. Having attended the Planet of the Apes (once) meeting is already producing enough nightmares for myself, Chuckles and Johnny Wee. Note; The context is hygiene!

•Speaking of Johnny Wee: He sent me a satirical email in regard to assumed rules for Christian dating. Well, of course, keeping with the times, setting in-depth theology, philosophy and common sense aside, this makes a sort of sense: Image is everything! Rules are rules! Chinese should date Chinese, or at least Asian. It does not matter that Johnny Wee is a 'fake Chinese' Anglo with family from English speaking Singapore. Johnny Wee is not six foot tall and should expect to date and marry an Asian shorty.

•Further, big fat white gut means one should date a middle-aged woman that probably does not exercise much, has not exercised much since the 1980's or has never exercised much. It does not matter if one's big fat gut, is more muscle than fat, due to body shape and decades of exercise.

•In light of present Western society: Be too intellectually lazy to even attempt to parse the difference between muscle gut and fat gut. After all, the Japanese Sumo wrestler is the same as the American, McDonald's fatty? I mean of course, like. I mean America is famous for off the street Sumo wrestling competitions.

•In fact I have read that in the USA there are McDonald's fatty versus Burger King fatty, parking lot fatty Sumo wrestling competitions. Everyone 'knows' Sumo wrestling takes no training, just a lot of eating at places like McDonald's and Burger King. Remember, image is everything!

•Remember! Partial dome with Mr. Hooper (Sesame Street) or the Shake n, Bake middle-aged guy from the 1970's, look, equals dating a middle-aged woman with teenaged children and perhaps an angry and/or interfering ex-husband. No exceptions! Image is everything! Social rules are social rules.

Mr. Hooper: Sesame Street

In the video the Shake n' Bake guy meets Mrs. Hooper. What's with the partial dome and bow tie combination look?

A big gut looks good with suspenders according to some Mother's...