I received a work email demanding 999 bitcoin today...

The email, with the sender having a Chinese name, claimed he/she was watching me through my webcam. Not so with my work webcam, which I must turn on with software. It was claimed as well that I was doing unethical things, which I shall not repeat, on camera. But, obviously, as I am not a 'complete idiot', I would not do such on the work laptop video, or anywhere. I deleted this fool's email.

I suppose I had better get to work on that televangelism racket, my Dad has suggested, to have that kind of 'coin'.