Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris
http://thekingpin68.blogspot.com/2008/06/everlasting-vs-eternal-reprised.html
I have always liked Chuck Norris as an actor and I respect him for his Christian ministry work the last few years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
In 2006, he began penning a column for the conservative news website WorldNetDaily. In his columns, he has expressed belief in Biblical creationism, those who are troubled should turn to Jesus, and is quoted as saying "true patriots" do not stay clear of discussing religion and politics.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
That's crazy that they ever got started on those "Chuck Norris" jokes. Those are ridiculous. Nevertheless, many of them are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite one that he reads in the video is the one about the Guinness Book of World Records.
My favorite one that you listed is:
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
I'm surprised that they have never done any such sayings for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Those are ridiculous. Nevertheless, many of them are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
I also agree that 'Arnold' would make a good target.
'Caleephonia'
The whole Chuck Norris thing is hilarious. The other day at Walmart I saw an extra-wide poster with 51 of those Chuck Norris sayings on it. My wife wouldn't let me buy it. :)
ReplyDeleteThe company that makes the beer Dos Equis has kind of picked up on the Chuck Norris idea and has created a figure similar to him, but they call this guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World." Click here for one of their commercials. Needless to say, because I really enjoy the Chuck Norris stuff, I love this marketing scheme as well.
That is a funny advertisement, Jake.
ReplyDeleteRuss:)
the best part about waking up, is not folgers in your cup. But knowing Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep. Rick b
ReplyDeleteRick, that is classic. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteDos Equis vs. Chuck Norris...if they struck each other would there be massive Tsunamis?
who is Dos Equis? Rick b
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Dos Equis
Yeah, the guy doesn't have a name. The commercials all refer to him as "The Most Interesting Man in the World." He's the frontman for the new Dos Equis ad campaign. He's a Chilean actor, I believe.
ReplyDeleteRight. He seems like he is probably a very good actor.
ReplyDeleteCheers, Jake.
It's Jonathan Goldsmith. See under "Additional Details".
ReplyDeleteHe's got quite the bit-part acting career, rarely appearing in more than 2 episodes of any show. His longest stint was 8 episodes of Dallas.
Jonathan Goldsmith does a good job with the Latin/Norris/Bond like character. Good research Chuck, I did not look into it.
ReplyDeleteHow can this man claim to be the most interesting man in the world when Russ Murray walks the earth???
ReplyDelete-Just Wandering-
Hmm.
ReplyDeleteI need to run a megachurch or be a televangelist to become more 'interesting'.
I just finished practicing with my bo staff outside, and practicing some martial arts moves against a tree.
ReplyDeleteGotta be ready if I ever run into Chuck Norris, ya know...
Chuck Norris Facts
The Amazing Powers of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris in Action (includes Chuck Norris vs. David Carradine)
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris in Iraq
David Carradine is too slow.
ReplyDeleteCool, Jeff.
-Go here:
ReplyDeleteGoogle
-Type in these words:
"Google Chuck Norris"
-Press the button that says, "I'm Feeling Lucky"
-See what happens
David Carradine is too slow.
ReplyDeleteThat comes from all those slow-mo scenes from the original "Kung Fu" series. Old habits are hard to break.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
ReplyDeleteVery good.:)