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| 1. I have no interest working at store security. 2. It looks like I also specifically have no interest in working at store security in the United States... 3. I walk 25 to 50 miles a week at work and this gentlemen probably eats Burger King while on 'patrol'. |
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| And here ladies and gentlemen is the store security guard at lunch break... |
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| One thing I respect about the United States is the dedication to women's sports... |
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| On the bright side, perhaps these two young boys have interest in McDonalds' store security as a future potential career. |
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| This man could hook a few more of those 'vehicles' on the back like a train and host for money with 'Alabama Tours'. |
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| This is where the Roman Empire was centred? I will be honest, the 'best' guard at the large corporate site where I work is the black dog on a parkade floors in an area divided from my search area by metal fence. If the dog could only sit behind the monitors/computers at the security desk and bark out orders, we would be better off. The dog scares the heck out many guards growling and barking at some, but I try and sweet talk him with kissy noises, similar to what I would use on toddlers and babies. Seems to work as the dog usually just chills. |
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| Yes, might as well be ready, as I reason no other nation is going to intervene on behalf of Ukraine if Russia further invades. Things have gone to pot... |
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| The power of propaganda and hyper-nationalism? |
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| From Very demoitivational: Yes, for you Americans and people native to the Manchester, England area, I should state that as a toddler we had moose riding races... |
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| One facing these would both be in fear and secretly laughing inside... |
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| With everything being upside down in Australia is this why some of the persons there speak English as if chewing on nails? Hold on, wait a minute, some persons in Manchester sound like that, especially early on a weekend morning after they have had a few. It must have nothing to do with being upside down. I apologize to Australia. And for you Americans that is not 'Austria' in Europe where Adolf Hitler was from... |
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| Heading to work Monday, I saw an incident at Boundary Road and 12th Avenue. A man pulled over by the RCMP was on foot away from his transportation, pointing at, and yelling at the RCMP officer that was sitting in his patrol car. The man that was pulled over then got back into his horse and buggy and rode off, of course.... Apologies to you radical downtown street ministry 'fundis' out there as I did not jump out of my car to 'minister' to the man yelling at the RCMP officer to let him know that I Peter informs readers to submit to authorities 2: 13-15. However, the advice probably would have been useful, although I do not know the context of the conversation, I admit. And thanks for slowing up my already long trip to work. Genius... |
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He said, "Well, Jesus told them to open the tomb, and then He said, 'Lazarus, come out!' And it's a good thing he didn't just say 'Come out!' because there would have been a stampede of dead guys."
Needless to say our congregation enjoyed the presentation very much.
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That kid has picked up on some social dynamics...
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Donald frowned and said, "No."
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"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel receptionist if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," she said and pulled out a packet from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The receptionist asked, "Would you like me to put it on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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FIRST DEGREE
ReplyDeleteA married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
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The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a
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The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to
know if the coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to
pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this
person looks familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first
blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You
dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
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so, she is overcome with grief.
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FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals.
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FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat
in her USgovernment class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade
was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That
was the decision George Washington had to make before he
crossed the Delaware.'
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and
a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the
sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to
find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!'
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Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went
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"Do what?" asked #2 Blonde ..
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ReplyDeleteFacebook: People You May Know
Most of my Facebook friends I have not met in person. Some friend request me, I request some.
I friend some that appear Christian, or I think might be looking at my profile, posts and blogs.
I sent out three friend requests early this morning to Latin America, that happen to be three attractive women. They all seemed to have Christian postings. It turns out two are married and one engaged.
All three are new friends when I check morning email.
With some North American and Europeans that have been observing me for months and years and certainly know more about me than the three from Latin America...
No Facebook friendship.
Not even Google+.
No attempt to even interact to find out if we should be web connected, as friends or other.
It is as if it is pre-set before we even met online.
Again culture, society, family and local church greatly effects our worldview and Christianity.
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