Friday, May 20, 2016

Maps: Aus Den Vereinigten Staaten Von Amerika

Deviant art: Thank you to Pope John Paul George Richard Chuckles I, for posting this on his Facebook page. So, satirically for Americans, what is the freedom from? Canada is one option. 

CBC.ca: Woops, how did this get placed here?
Boredpanda.com: I am a dark green/royal blue man all the way. Nice to see the massive historical progress of soccer and hockey in the Excited States of Americana...Well, from what I read online, Quebec City will be back in the National Hockey League soon and we in Canada will have our historical high of eight teams back. Of course Las Vegas has to join the NHL as well because America comes first, according to the particularly divinely revealed constitution?
Boredpanda.com: Is this theoretical historic map of Pangaea worse than hardcore pornography for an American, Christian fundamentalist? Plus, it will read and sound like 'pan gay ah' as in 'Peter Pan gay ah', making the situation even theologically worse. \

Further, concepts of transferring or transforming continents, both have the term 'trans' within making this map even more problematic for this group. Being a moderate conservative, biblical Christian, I admit I do not transfer over to  many societal agendas, but then again, I am here as a Christian witness and not to represent some kind of transit police.
Boredpanda.com: So, then Greenland it is,  I guess? As far as a move?
Boredpanda.com: On the bright side, bright red can look quite beautiful on a new or classic Ferrari, Corvette or other sports car. Actually, so can bright yellow...
Boredpanda.com: I am pro-American and most of my family lives there. Satirical that map, may be, it is still apocalyptically bad news philosophically and intellectually in regard to culture.