Senior security officer: 'I brought Tim Horton'... Time to start blocking these internet business calls from the US with the newish S4. I should only have to say not interested once....
My son Ward owns a shiny green four-wheel-drive truck. He also owns a 110-pound black Labrador named Tony. On trips, the dog generally sits on a platform behind the driver's seat, resting his huge head on Ward's shoulder as they travel cheek-to-cheek. Ward did not give this cozy arrangement a second thought until the day he took Tony with him on a trip to Montana.
While listening to his CB radio, Ward overheard one trucker remark to another, "See the little green four-wheeler you're about to pass? When you go by him, take a good look – see if that's really a dog driving."
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (pkaine@roadrunner.com) by way of “Christian Voices” (ChristianVoices@att.net)
היי איך אתה עושה את התקווה שאתה עושה נהדר, השם שלי הוא pemonaand וראיתי את הפרופיל שלךyour כאןand והיה מעוניין להיות חבר שלך, בבקשה אני רוצה אותך איתי קשר כדי לדעת יותר על אותי אני אשמח לשמוע ממך בקרוב
*MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CANTEEN- MENU... EXPLAINS WHY*
Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb. The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval,has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why... "Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its customs, its traditions, its way of life, because that's where they chose to immigrate.
"They must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec. "They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Canadians who so generously welcomed them. "They must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic, they accepted many immigrants before Muslims (*whereas the* *reverse is not true*, *in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants)*.
"That no more than other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up their identity, or their culture. "And if Canada is a land of welcome, it's not the Mayor of Dorval who welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole. "Finally, they must understand that in Canada (Quebec) with its Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion must remain in the private domain. The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.
"For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Shariah. "If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries, it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than elsewhere. "Ask yourself the question, just once, "Why is it better here in Canada than where you come from?" "A canteen with pork is part of the answer."
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My son Ward owns a shiny green four-wheel-drive truck. He also owns a 110-pound black Labrador named Tony. On trips, the dog generally sits on a platform behind the
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While listening to his CB radio, Ward overheard one trucker remark to another, "See the little green four-wheeler you're about to pass? When you go by him, take a good look – see if that's really a dog driving."
…..Doc’s Daily Chuckle (pkaine@roadrunner.com) by way of “Christian Voices” (ChristianVoices@att.net)
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*MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CANTEEN- MENU... EXPLAINS WHY*
ReplyDeleteMuslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb. The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval,has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why... "Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its customs, its traditions, its way of life, because that's where they chose to immigrate.
"They must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec. "They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Canadians who so generously welcomed them. "They must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic, they accepted many immigrants before Muslims (*whereas the* *reverse is not true*, *in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants)*.
"That no more than other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up their identity, or their culture. "And if Canada is a land of welcome, it's not the Mayor of Dorval who welcomes foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole. "Finally, they must understand that in Canada (Quebec) with its Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion must remain in the private domain. The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.
"For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Shariah. "If you left your country for Canada, and not for other Muslim countries, it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than elsewhere. "Ask yourself the question, just once, "Why is it better here in Canada than where you come from?" "A canteen with pork is part of the answer."
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ReplyDeleteYour tongue is the only muscle in your body that is
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If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism
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Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth
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