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Telegraph March 3
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'Di Maria was allegedly sold by Real Madrid for being “too ugly” by Darren Richman'
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Why was he moved on? Well, according to Barcelona’s assistant Director of Football, Carles Rexach, the reason is an unusual one: Florentino Perez looks at the world market and wants a team of Galacticos for everyone to admire. Do you understand what I mean? Ronaldo is the flagship of the club. Perez is selling an international brand. Vicente del Bosque and Di Maria are too ugly for Real Madrid. They are different from Toni Kroos and James Rodriguez.
Yep, apparently the Argentina international was sold because he’s not handsome enough. Or so says one man who works for their bitter rivals.'
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The trillion dollar satirical question is therefore...
Have I not received work as a Theology or Philosophy professor as of yet because I am not a 'pretty boy' like Ronaldo?
I had rhinoplasty surgery after being bottled in the face in central Manchester back in 2001, in regard to my sleep apnea treatment, but perhaps it just was not enough...
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Daily Mail March 2
Cited
'Infatuated US teen found almost frozen to death on bank of Chinese river after travelling 7,000 miles to be rejected by girl he fell in love with over the internet'
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'Fell in love' over the internet? Yes, a sad story.
This person needs a reality check and to meet people in person first before being 'in love'.
However, for balance I can understand web interest, but mutual lurking and dialogue, if it occurs, does not equal being 'in love'.
A potential for love, exists perhaps.
James 1:5-8 English Standard Version (ESV)
5 If any of you lacks wisdom, let him ask God, who gives generously to all without reproach, and it will be given him. 6 But let him ask in faith, with no doubting, for the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea that is driven and tossed by the wind. 7 For that person must not suppose that he will receive anything from the Lord; 8 he is a double-minded man, unstable in all his ways.
English Standard Version (ESV) The Holy Bible, English Standard Version Copyright © 2001 by Crossway Bibles, a publishing ministry of Good News Publishers.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
ReplyDeleteWITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ReplyDeleteWITNESS: Oral...
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
ReplyDeleteWITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
ReplyDeleteWITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ReplyDeleteWITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
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If I do not return your call,
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My wife and I had words,
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The irony of life is that,
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to know your way around,
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God made man before woman
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for her first question.
I was always taught to respect my elders,
ReplyDeletebut it keeps getting harder to find one.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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ReplyDeleteDO YOU KNOW.. The difference between margarine and butter?
ReplyDeleteBoth have the same amount of calories.
ReplyDeleteButter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams; compared to 5 grams for margarine.
Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.
Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.
ReplyDeleteButter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few and
only because they are added!
Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavours of other foods.
ReplyDeleteButter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years .
And now, for Margarine..
ReplyDeleteVery High in Trans fatty acids .
Triples risk of coronary heart disease ...
Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)
Increases the risk of cancers up to five times..
Lowers quality of breast milk.
Decreases immune response.
Decreases insulin response.
And here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING!
Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC... and shares 27 ingredients with PAINT
These facts alone were enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).
ReplyDeleteYou can try this yourself:
Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it open in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will notice a couple of things:
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* it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value ; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic . Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?
I choose butter.
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