Fictionalized version of events

Mr. Chuck Norris

Thank you to Mr. JCZ

for good Las Vegas photos.

Fictionalized version of events:

Zombie: Hey, Chuck can I take a quick pic? I am not willing to stand in the autograph line for hours. Maybe if it was someone from Xena, but not a guy. No offense. Plus I am feeling zzzz.

Chuck N.: What they heck? Is that a Zombie trying to sneak a photo of me without waiting in the line. Come here, I will use one of my spinning kicks.

Italian looking man behind Chuck, looking over: Hey, Chuck, should I call security?