Satirical World Maps

Sydney-Google Images

Thailand (Supposedly)-Google Images

Interesting couple of weeks with my double toenail surgery both feet, please see last post. I am now on the way to recovery. I actually went for two walks today, to the bank and to take some photos to prove that I did walk.;)

Also last week, I had this late Friday night social media request from a quite attractive young lady in her twenties. She is a Christian that attends church and gave me the name. She wanted to text, which is I realize is the 'norm' for young women nowadays above email, yes I pay attention, and I am fine with that, although I do not type large messages as I find the keys too small for my fingers. I keep it short. No blog posts via handheld devices.

Anyway, after five days of texting she wanted to know if I thought we would work. I gave my standard reply, for which those of you that have dialogued with me know is that we would have to meet. In other words, virtual is not sufficient to decide on a potential relationship but could work as a way of making contact. 

No word since then and she appears off this social networking site now for the time being. I respected her for chatting.

Proverbs 31:10 NASB 10 An excellent wife, who can find? For her worth is far above jewels.

Any Proverbs about committing to marriage via texting?

As if I am going to get married on this blog...

Satirical World Maps

More from the comment and link left by Chuck the Monk in the previous post. I have placed some of these maps in my latest on Dr. Russell Norman Murray presently linked top right 'God As Infinite (Survey Comparison)', however, in this post I will provide more satirical analysis which is what you do not pay me for...

Thank you.

These are from Twisted Sifter.com

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Surprise, surprise the United Kingdom and Russia in the highest group. Uncle Chuckins if he comments may write about nights on the town, Friday and Saturday nights in Manchester when he would visit from Antwerp. At the time, not sure if it still is, Manchester was noted to have the highest student population in Europe. There was plenty of alcoholic consumption and plenty of clubbing going on in the city, not to mention a group of thirty drunk blokes in mob formation on Christmas Eve, with no police near but that is another story. I did a lot of walking around Manchester when I lived there for two years. Sometimes four hours across the city. I have continued with the walks, obviously. What a difference from Maple Ditch. I do not in any way support getting drunk, but Chuck and I did agree that some of the already difficult to understand English accents, not necessarily local because as was noted it was a University town, were made even more difficult to understand when persons were plastered outside of one's flat in the middle of the morning/night. As far as Russia is concerned I remember seeing a documentary many years ago on television where an issue was young persons drinking antifreeze for alcohol content. Fun and good things in Manchester were the friends at church, pubs, parks, Manchester United, Manchester City and walking and seeing culture hundreds of years old.-Twisted Sifter Image

This is a map of nations that do not use the metric system. I remember as a young child when the State forced it here in Canada, and how since my Dad used the Imperial measurements I had to become used to both. Even today many Canadians use both like when trying to figure out how fat they are. For example with certain persons, not me, 'Hey the scale states I am 350 pounds but on the good side that is only 158.757 'kilograms. See for them the change over was well worth it...Oh yes, and do not sit beside Uncle Chuck at a Rush concert, because he will ask to be moved and cause an incident with a spectator and security, see comments in recent post 'Theological Lessons From Film'.-Twisted Sifter Image

So, what is so special about that McDonald's hamburger in Norway? For $7.18 is the cow slaughtered on site by a Viking or what?-Twisted Sifter Image 

Pangea would be amusing to exist in the satirical sense to see how people would be forced to get along. On the negative side with radical Islam for example, wars could be inevitable.-Twisted Sifter Image

Now will some conspiracy theorists believe that the United States is actually on the moon? Ah, that is how they filmed the moon landings...-Twisted Sifter Image

Well I consider Motherhood serious work...-Twisted Sifter Image

Nations the United Kingdom/Britain has not invaded in white. And now the UK are part of Europe-Twisted Sifter Image

It is just me or does it look a little like a plague outbreak?-Twisted Sifter Image

And after Britain invaded so many countries. Twisted Sifter Image

Where two percent of Australians live in yellow. What about the snakes? Do they have crazy Christian cults in the yellow section like in rural North America? Hmm-Twisted Sifter Image

Or by Bobby Buff definition what happens when Superman and the Flash race around the world several times. Twisted Sifter.

The world's first useful tat?-Twisted Sifter Image

"Proof' I went for two walks.

See? Night photo too.;) But I actually did walk twice.