Friday, July 03, 2015

Potential Fireworks?

Vancouver

Chuck via Facebook. Potential fireworks? Well, the Rush show is coming up again on July 17 providing Mennonite Chuck a reasonable and good opportunity to have himself placed behind bars. During the last show in 2013, Uncle Chuck refused to stay in his designated stadium seat because he was sitting beside a 'fat guy' and the computer genius decided that sitting in the stairs area would be the wise decision. Unfortunately, a tattooed man complained, security was alerted and soon Chuckles was seat relocated.  I was noting concert events by mobile in blog comments and Chuckles and I were teased, likely by a female observer (s) because of the events. Chuck could have simply moved further up the arena as there were plenty of empty seats and avoided all the hassle!
A man in China reportedly mistook his two pet bear cubs for two pet puppies...http://society.people.com.cn/n/2015/0701/c136657-27238612.html















I stated on Facebook Samsung S4 just notified me that my alarms and ringer were on do not disturb mode...news to me. Imagine when computers really have artificial human-like intelligence.

Working on July 1, Canada Day, but invited out to July 4th fireworks, but viewed from the Canadian side(?)... Further

I have never viewed the American July 4th fireworks before, but will admit that viewing actual literal American fireworks, although safely from the Canadian side of the border, will be a relief from the near constant barrage of politicized Christianity related topics that arise from the Excited States of Americana. Not that things are near perfect here in the Socialist Paradise of Canada, just more quiet...

21 comments:

  1. Let me encourage you to work through Jack Klumpenhower, Show Them Jesus. While it’s from the POV of a teacher of small children, it helps us all as we tell the gospel to each other and to ourselves. Jack Miller’s Sonship and Paul Kooistra’s Living in Grace have meant so much to me, building on Ed Clowney and Bryan Chapell’s Christ-centered preaching, but this makes that even sharper and clearer. As our church ages and tries to hang in there, this is just what we all need.

    D. Clair Davis

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  2. Desmond Tutu...
    When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
    When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.

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  3. David Letterman...
    America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

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  4. Old Italian proverb...
    After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

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  5. Betsy Salkind...
    Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

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  6. Jean Kerr...
    The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

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  7. Zsa Zsa Gabor...
    I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.

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  8. Prince Philip...
    When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

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  9. Harrison Ford...
    Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

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  10. Spike Milligan...
    The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.

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  11. Robin Hall..
    Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.

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  12. Jean Rostand...
    Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.

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  13. WH Auden...
    We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

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  14. Jonathan Katz...
    In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.

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  15. Johnny Carson...
    If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

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  16. Steve Martin...
    Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

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  17. Jimmy Durante...
    Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

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  18. Doug Hanwell...
    America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.

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  19. George Roberts...
    The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

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  20. Jonathan Winters...
    If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

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  21. Robert Benchley...
    I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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