Saturday night, serious and satirical

Paraphrased

Mr. X: There is some bad teaching and weird people in these local singles groups.

Dr. Kingpin: Yes, many have mental issues too. Skid Row, Planet of the Apes (hygiene) groups, etcetera.

(I do not want any misunderstanding. This is a satire website. I like many of these people. I appreciate mental illness is a serious issue and I pray for these people. However, a ministry to those with mental issues should not be fused with any kind of singles ministry, whatsoever. Those with mental issues should have them significantly dealt with and fixed before seeking a romantic relationship. This point is missed in these groups by leadership. I am not attacking people, I am using satire to point out folly. Leaders with mental issues and related unsuccessful relationships, also should not be offering dogmatic advice on dating and marriage, to anyone, including to myself. I have married friends I ask for advice and have done years of my own research.)

Garbage Guts: Yes, look at the leaders...

Garbage Guts: Let's form a cult and get kicked out of church! (Is the approach).

Mr. X: Wow! (Laughs) True...

Dr. Kingpin: Ageist too. Wanna be overseers, but he/she will not risk the education and the inevitable rejections of trying to earn a ministry job..(As I have faced).

Mr. X: It is like crabs in a bucket. What is wrong with an older man and younger woman getting together for marriage in Christ? When they relate and like each other.

Dr. Kingpin: I was told I need to adopt!

Garbage Guts: Yes, date way below you. Forget having your own kids...

Garbage Guts: Asians with Asians....

Garbage Guts: All market approach.

Dr. Kingpin: Big stomach for big stomach, even if the guy is a Kingpin and just walked the streets for several hours in the heat in Utah. Market value dating.

Mr. X: What about actual attraction? Otherwise it does not work!

Dr. Kingpin: Yes, 1 Corinthians 7...

Mr. X: Socialist mentality. The women over 45 cannot have children, so neither can you!

Dr. Kingpin: Feminism too. Same reasons.

Mr. X (Dr. Kingpin) You are fine, many Asians like a bigger man with muscles. A sign of prosperity.

Dr. Kingpin: Yes, I need to go to Russia (Asia, South America)...or pretend to be a Mormon and go to Utah.

Garbage Guts: Dr. Charles Norman Russell...

Dr. Kingpin: I do not want to be like Brigham Young.

Garbage Guts: Well, you are rich now.

Mr. X: Nissan Murano.

Mr. X: Let's do a trip to (South) Korea...

Garbage Guts: No, we need to follow Focus on the Family, Boundless...

Mr. X (Garbage Guts): Would you consider an Asian?

Garbage Guts: I do not like the family dynamic (controlling).

Mr. X: (Dr. Kingpin) Would you consider someone older (Than 20's-30's)?

Dr. Kingpin: Yes, but I would like the option of our own children...Being told I have to adopt is stupid and insulting.

Mr. X: Do any of these people work?