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The Babylon Bee: December 27 2019
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San Francisco Dogs Begin Bagging People Poop
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—The dogs of San Francisco have announced a citywide cleanup initiative, in which the canines will carry little plastic bags with them wherever they go in order to clean up the massive dumps humans keep leaving on the sidewalk. The initiative is expected to freshen up the city significantly, ridding the sidewalk of millions of pounds of human waste.
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Poop and San Francisco...never made the connection.
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Another name for the televised National Hockey League could be...Click Clack.
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