Dear Arne: Deputy Dawg

Dear Arne (The Norwegian Benny Hill, Deputy Dawg). Thank you for posting that fantastic video.

Just to be clear, considering that video, in case you have any ideas; if/when you visit us back in British Columbia, and if/when we tour the Excited States of Americana...

1. Your very cool Zoom Stetson, does not entitle you to drive your rental car 'Dukes of Hazzard' style in the USA.

2. The driving above in the video, is not the method to have an American law enforcement officer take his/her photograph with you.

3. The driving above in the video, is not the method to have an American law enforcement officer give you a free local law enforcement hat, to rival your Stetson.

(Probably your biggest desire)

4. Don't do it, Arne. When American Christian women online tell you to 'man up', that is not what they mean.

5. You are a fictional, cartoon, deputy, not a real one, sir.

6. The civilian driving method in the video, is not 'white trash privilege'...